More education on "art"

With the advent of modern metallurgy, man kind has since believed that he can do anything with metal and its all for the better good....which as we all know, IS WRONG AND I HAVE THE PROOF. I highly suggest that you wear sunglasses (preferable with UV and anti-idiot protection) for today's education on "art"

1. I am not sure what this is...

Here we have living proof that it is possible to be mentally insane and still possess the ability to wield a welder, plasma cutter, and spray can. According to Professor (name has been removed to protect the innocent) of the School of Hard Knocks, this can lead to a very dangerous combination that will cause people's brains to turn to mush attempting to decipher what the meaning is. If you need a closer look (which I think you should be prepared to stick your head in a bowl of ice water to re-solidify your brain) I have posted a close up below. 

2. What a Hunk of Junk!

I continue to be astounded by the measures people call “art.” The only thing that will ever be artistic will be the pattern drawn on this monstrosity by vandalism gangs and Mother Nature and her rust marks. Plus, it just goes to show the wastefulness of all that metal. I wonder how many carbon credits the artist should have purchased to make up for all the toxins he was spewing into the air.

2. That Chair!

This chair reminds me of the Evil Witch in The Little Mermaid. Either that or it’s a strange torture device designed to hold anyone down that is forced onto its metallic leather seat. 

Also, please notice the tripping device designed to kill any unsuspecting passerby.