Night Predator
"Finally we will get rid of the rats and mice that have been plaguing Clackamas forever!"
Wait, mice and rats possess something that the artists clearly didn't have when they dreamt this up... a brain!
The Boot.
I would like to say "There's a snake in my boot?" but that wouldn't be true because I don't know if this is a boot and there is obviously no snake. Therefore, I shall say, "no comment"
A Useful tree
Are you scared of being out in the middle of nowhere and all of a sudden, you have to write something down before you forget. You whip out your pad of paper and prepare to write when you realize that you don't have a pencil? Well, you fears are now in vain since we have successfully invented "The Tree of Pencils."
Now, all that we need is a tree that grows paper, and maybe some dollar bills would be nice.
An extra photo is below for your convince.
For my logical conclusion, I believe that the dumbbells you thought of this stuff were trying to help humanity by bringing in an owl that was too heavy to fly, a boot that doesn't fit anyone, and a tree that could kill you if it fell on you. (Have you eve been impaled by a pencil?) Now, I have no idea what they were thinking because it is all stupid!