The Good News

"And the students at Clackamas did evil in the sight of the DEAN so he sent in the Artiserites to judge them for 60 days, and then the students repented and turned away from their gods of Lowertuition and Lesshomework to recognize that the DEAN  knows what is best for them. Then the DEAN  relented and agreed to have the judgement lifted in June." This is the good news, The judgement that has blighted Clackamas for the past couple of weeks is going to be lifted "Ding dong the Witch is dead" and everyone was rejoicing at the news. But until that blessed day arrives, there is still more "art" that we need to discuss and be revolted by.

1. The Inventor's Doorbell 

I can see the patent attorney walking up to his new client's house when confronted with this contraption as the doorbell. I can also see him running away in sheer panic after this contraption almost kills him with it's "Welcome" sign. And the inventor never knows why none of his inventions ever gets produced. 

2. A Kindergarten Biology Project

"All right children, let's find some giant butterflies and see what happens if we pin them up on the wall so people can be bamboozled by what they are and have their brains turn to mush thinking about it" And they call kindergarten kids innocent..

3. A Sight for Sore Eyes

We finally have a decent piece of art! I am ecstatic that finally somebody had the brains to put this beautiful, beautiful project together and then go the extra mile to put it together. I just <3 the white band near the top and the two perfect holes in the side. I just love this piece it is so beautif...Um...I just realized that this is a garbage can...awkward...Moving on....

4. The Mer-Horse

The rumblings in the deep ocean had the whole world watching. After a huge burst of energy, something came zooming up from the depths and to the worlds amazement, this creature launched itself from the surface of the seas and did a beautiful swan dive back in to never be seen again. At least, that's what they tell you after the showing at Sea World.

I hope you are rejoicing at the good news but I am going to need more "art" to write on, so if you can shoot me an email at pdx.art1@gmail.com with some modern "art" you have found I will try to squeeze it in.