Correcting a myth

"Sculpture Featured on Campus bring Creativity to the Next Level" blares the Clackamas Print  in it's headlines from their latest paper. How about Stupidity to the next level? Seriously, what is creative about a bunch of butterflies tortured and hanged up to die, what is creative about a maniacal inventor and his deadly doorbell, what is creative about a dead body left to rot, what is creative about a disgusting lung chained to a metal frame? There is absolutely nothing creative about it but maybe seeing the patterns of puke around such alters to the "creativeness" of morons! Now please don't hold your breath and keep a bowl close beside as we delve into more explanations on hideous things.

A Tragic Accident

 A tragic accident occurred here on October 21, 1962. George Patmore, Lucy Barlox, Curt Ledawski, and Roy Willcox were sitting eating their lunch on a glorious day during their Kindergarten recess. Then according to eye witness accounts, there was a rumbling noise and the whole ground began to shake. George, Lucy, Curt, and Roy ducked under the table like their teachers had told them to do when an earthquake struck. But what they took to be an earthquake was actually an auger from a gold mining project gone horribly wrong. It is now preserved as a memoir to the lives of George, Lucy, Curt, and Roy and a dedication that such a terrible accident would never occur again. *sniff*

The Pea Pod

Run for your lives!!!! The man eating pea pod is here devouring all of your least favorite professors. Hey, maybe that math professor will that back that F on my test if I help him escape by disguising his as a bunch of mushrooms. He is kind of a fun-gi.

Woman!

When she told her husband that she was pregnant, he said that she was lying and he could see right though her. The moral of the story: Don't get all wired up over nothing!


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